Funny Sarcastic Quotes

We could all use a little laughter every now and then. So to help you, we have put together a collection of some of our favorite sarcasm quotes. These sarcastic lines are sure to get a giggle out of you. Go ahead, smile.

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20 Sarcasm Quatations to Make You Smile

1. A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. – Groucho Marx

2. A man is as young as the woman he feels. – Groucho Marx

3. I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one can’t run away. – Unknown

4. He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. – Oscar Wilde

5. History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. – Abba Eban

6. I hate when people say, He’s nice once you get to know him. They might as well say, He’s an asshole, but you’ll get used to it! – Unknown

7. I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here. – Stephen Bishop

8. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

9. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx

10. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. – Groucho Marx

11. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. – Groucho Marx

12. It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. – Paul Newman

13. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. – Groucho Marx

14. Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. РOscar Wilde

15. It’s perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it… – Meryannn Ulrick

16. Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. – Mark Twain

17. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde

18. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. – Ashleigh Brilliant

19. The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. – George Bernard Shaw

20. The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. – Frank Zappa

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