Classic Dating Quotes

For those you dating out there, you will get a kick out of these. We have collected some of our favorite dating quotes for your enjoyment.

We have mixed quotes that are sweet, while some are pretty funny. Pick and choose your favorite. Have a good day!


20 Wonderful Dating Quotes

1. Assumptions are the termites of relationships. ― Henry Winkler

2. Do not confuse love with lust nor drunkenness for judgment. – The Rum Diary

3. Don’t choose the better guy. Choose the guy that’s going to make you a better girl. – This Means War

4. Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. ― Keanu Reeves

5. Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. ― Helen Rowland

6. I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. ― Mitch Hedberg

7. I want someone who gets me. I feel like I deserve that. – Jeff, Who Lives at Home

8. I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same. ― Jodi Picoult

9. Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time. – Henri Frederic Amiel

10. Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with. ― Candace Bushnell

11. Men respect women who have standards – get some! – Steve Harvey

12. Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational. ― Hugh Mackay

13. People will not remember you for what you did or what you said – but for how they felt when they were around you. ― Mary Angelou

14. Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex. At least you know he’s still available. ― Cassandra Clare

15. Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee. – Gelett Burgess

16. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. ― Mae West

17. Single by choice, just not my choice. – Celia Imrie

18. When a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl. -Dr. Seuss

19. Why do I, and everyone I love, pick people who treat us like we’re nothing? – Emma Watson

20. You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want. ― Zig Ziglar

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