Funny Friendship Quotes

I don’t know about you, but my friends are a constant source of entertainment. My best memories have been shared with friends. So, to honor those friendships, we collected 20 awesome quotes about how funny our friends can be. Enjoy.

20 Silly Friendship Quotes

1. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

2. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. – Samuel Butler

3. I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you. – Ann Richards

4. One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. – George Carlin

5. There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. – Benjamin Franklin

6. You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. – Harry S. Truman

7. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer

8. It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb

9. I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. – Mark Twain

10. An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him. – Oscar Wilde

11. Everyone should have at least two friends – one to talk to and one to talk about. – Anonymous

12. Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends’ shortcomings. – Mason Cooley

13. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C. S. Lewis

14. Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. – Edwin Arlington Robinson

15. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you. – Rita Mae Brown

16. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success. – Doug Larson

17. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Charles Dickens

18. The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist. – Aaron Machado

19. When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’. – Groucho Marx

20. I have great faith in fools – my friends call it self-confidence. – Edgar Allan Poe

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