Our Favorite Funny Love Quotes

Love can be the most wonderful thing is the world. But it can also be the most frustrating. Let’s lighten the mood with our favorite funny love quotes. Enjoy!

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Live, Laugh, and Love

1. A light heart lives long. – William Shakespeare

2. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie

3. Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for. – Mae West

4. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

5. I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

6. Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. – Mirabeau

7. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. – Anonymous

8. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. – Samuel Johnson

9. Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller

10. No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. – unknown

11. The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?” – Freud

12. The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. – Woody Allen

13. The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed. – Chamfort

14. There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. – Melanie Griffith

15. To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia. – H.L. Mencken

16. You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. – Melanie Clark

Do you have any funny quotes you think we should add to the list? If so, let us know.

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