15 Funny Sister Quotes

There is nothing quite as special as the bond between sisters. They speak a language without words, and can feel when the other is in trouble. But at the same time, they still find ways to tease and drive you crazy.

This collection of funny sister quotes is for all the silly sisters out there who both despise and love their other halves. Enjoy.

brothers and sisters

1. A sister is both your mirror – and your opposite. – Elizabeth Fishel

2. If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. – Linda Sunshine

3. Never let an angry sister comb your hair. – Patricia McCann

4. Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there. – Amy Li

5. I finally moved out of my parents’ house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room. – Kate Winslet

6. If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. – George Brett

7. You can kid the world, but not your sister. – Charlotte Gray

8. If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and won’t catch your eye, she’s wearing your best sweater. – Pam Brown

9. More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. – Linda Sunshine

10. My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer… so she got halfway. She’s an actress, she’s just never called to the set. – Mitch Hedberg

11. We know one another’s faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws. – Rose Macaulay

12. Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears. – Rudyard Kipling

13. Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers. – Pam Brown

14. Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks – expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs – that can undermine any tale you’re telling. – Pam Brown

15. The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister. – Oscar Wilde

Back to Top